September 06, 2006

just got this from a friend's blog. some lines are old, some are corny. but some definitely made me laugh.

• "guys, let's call it tonight!"
• "all of a suddenly..."
• "c'mon! let's get it on with it!"
• "when it rains, it's four."
• "thanks god!"
• "the nerves!" or "the nerd!"
• "the idea crossed at the back of my mind."
• "(name of person), eat your hat out!"
• "this is our rooster of clients..."
• "the more the manyer."
• "it's a no-win-win situation."
• "burn the bridge when you get there."
• "anulled and void."
• "mute and academic."
• "c'mon let's join us!"
• "if worse comes to shove."
• "are you joking my leg?"
• "it's not my problem anymore, it's your problem anymore."
• "what are friends are for?"
• "you can never can tell."
• "well well well. look do we have here!"
• "let's give them a big hand of applause."
• "been there, been that."
• "forget it about it."
• "give him the benefit of the daw."
• "it's a blessing in the sky."
• "right there and right then."
• "where'd you came from?"
• "take things first at a time."
• "you're barking at the wrong dog."
• "you want to have your cake and bake it too."
• "first and for all"
• "now and there."
• "i'm only human nature."
• "the sky's the langit."
• "that's what i'm talking about it."
• "one of these days is not like the other."
• "so far, so good, so far."
• "time is of the elements."
• "in the wink of an eye."
• "the feeling is actual."
• "for all intense and purposes."
• "i ran into some errands."
• "hi. i'm (state your name), what's yours?"
• "what is the world is coming to?"
• "what is the next that is?"
• "get the most of both worlds."
• "bahala na sila sa mga batman nila."
• "whatever you say so."
• "base-to-base casis."
• "my answers have been prayered."
• "please me alone!"
• "it's as brand as new."
• "so... what's a beautiful girl like you?...."
• "i can't take it anymore of this!"
• "are you sure ka na ba?"
• "can't you just cut me some slacks?"
• "i couldn't care a damn!"
• "what's your next class before this?"
• "nothing in this world is perfect except the word change."
• "can you repeat that for the second time around once more from the top?(ulitin natin hanggang mamatay tayo.)
• "my dad brought home a lot of hand-me-downs!" (translation: daming pasalubong ng tatay ko)
• "standard & chartered bank"
• "i'm very iterated! (translation: galit sya!)
• "i'm sorry, my boss just passed away." (translation: kakadaan lang ng boss nya.)
• "hello, my boss is out of town, would you like to wait?"
• "what happened after the erection of mayon volcano?"
• "don't touch me not!"
• "hello,.. for a while, please hang yourself..."
• "it's spilled milk under the bridge."
• "don't change anything! keep it at ease."
• "hello mcdo, magiinquire lang ako kung magkano ang kidney meal?"
• "out of fit ako these days e..."
• "bring down the house down!"